White-collar Crime Buff Gifts

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'I was just getting used to handling large sums of money.'

"'Small potatoes' is no defense."

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"Have you ever heard about deferred prosecution agreements, Mommie?"

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."

'My only regret is not waiting for deregulation.'

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

"All right, which one stole your identity?"

'No, you can't fake your own death and leave all your money to yourself.'

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

'I'm taking a poll. Do you feel safe in your own home?'

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"How do you feel about doing time?"

'What shall I do with this mega fingerprint?'

'When to sell a stock? My rule has been to do it when I'm ready to skip the country with my client's assets.'

"How'd you get this number?"

'Impersonating a police officer. What are you in for?'

'I got 5 years for something I didn't do. I didn't run fast enough. . .'

"The government certainly isn't wasting our hard earned tax money...we're tax evaders!"

Brewer & Jones: Washington, DC, New York, Attica, Leavenworth, Sing Sing.

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."