White Collar Crime Aficionado Gifts

'How much will you get if the building you're working on burns down tonight?... Five to ten years.'

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

'This CEO was a man of many abilities, lacking only one...deniability.'

'Miss Webley, dump all our bailout funds into my offshore account, but make it look like an accident.'

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

'Make it look like an accident.'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'Emotional blackmail.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"How do you feel about doing time?"

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"

'He knew too much!'

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."