White Collar Crime Fan Gifts

'When to sell a stock? My rule has been to do it when I'm ready to skip the country with my client's assets.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Superhero with Acrophobia

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

"I suggest we continue to treat everything as allegations until we all have to plead guilty."

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"How do you feel about doing time?"

"The real money is in not getting caught."

Brewer & Jones: Washington, DC, New York, Attica, Leavenworth, Sing Sing.

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

"The government certainly isn't wasting our hard earned tax money...we're tax evaders!"

"I was at a high-powered investment firm for seven years and a high-powered penal institution for a year and a half."

'I need a new hobby in here. I used to be into creative accounting.'

". . . but, it will be great to see the old gang."

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"I don't have any super powers... I only fight white-collar crime."

'I loved working for the bank. I was taking home $250,000 a week.'

"I don't appreciate you questioning my integrity. Especially since I've skipped town and can't be there to defend it."

Accounting Department, Legal Department, Jail.

"'Small potatoes' is no defense."

"I got a job in The City."

"I would never launder money. It requires dry cleaning."

'Miss Webley, dump all our bailout funds into my offshore account, but make it look like an accident.'