White Collar Crime Fan Gifts

'When to sell a stock? My rule has been to do it when I'm ready to skip the country with my client's assets.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Superhero with Acrophobia

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"I suggest we continue to treat everything as allegations until we all have to plead guilty."

"How do you feel about doing time?"

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

"The government certainly isn't wasting our hard earned tax money...we're tax evaders!"

Brewer & Jones: Washington, DC, New York, Attica, Leavenworth, Sing Sing.

"The real money is in not getting caught."

"I was at a high-powered investment firm for seven years and a high-powered penal institution for a year and a half."

". . . but, it will be great to see the old gang."

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"I don't have any super powers... I only fight white-collar crime."

'I loved working for the bank. I was taking home $250,000 a week.'

"I don't appreciate you questioning my integrity. Especially since I've skipped town and can't be there to defend it."

Accounting Department, Legal Department, Jail.

"'Small potatoes' is no defense."

"I would never launder money. It requires dry cleaning."

"I got a job in The City."

'Miss Webley, dump all our bailout funds into my offshore account, but make it look like an accident.'

'This CEO was a man of many abilities, lacking only one...deniability.'