White Collar Crime Buffs Gifts

"I was at a high-powered investment firm for seven years and a high-powered penal institution for a year and a half."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

White Collar Crime.

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"Have you ever heard about deferred prosecution agreements, Mommie?"

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'My only regret is not waiting for deregulation.'

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"How do you feel about doing time?"

Brewer & Jones: Washington, DC, New York, Attica, Leavenworth, Sing Sing.

"The government certainly isn't wasting our hard earned tax money...we're tax evaders!"

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

'When to sell a stock? My rule has been to do it when I'm ready to skip the country with my client's assets.'

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

"The real money is in not getting caught."

White Collar Crime.

'Have you started you Christmas Swiping yet?'

'I loved working for the bank. I was taking home $250,000 a week.'

"I don't appreciate you questioning my integrity. Especially since I've skipped town and can't be there to defend it."

Accounting Department, Legal Department, Jail.

"'Small potatoes' is no defense."

Officialdom-phobia.