White Collar Crime Enthusiast Gifts

'Sorry about that little interruption back at the office with the cops bursting in. So, where were we?'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Exposed and imprisoned.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

You know retail is in a bad way when...

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."