White Collar Crime Enthusiast Mugs

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Exposed and imprisoned.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."