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"I would never launder money. It requires dry cleaning."

"I got a job in The City."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

White Collar Crime.

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

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"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"I hate when this happens."

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'My only regret is not waiting for deregulation.'

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"How do you feel about doing time?"

"Pete's an old school copper, arrest first and ask questions later."

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

"The real money is in not getting caught."