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"I would never launder money. It requires dry cleaning."

"I got a job in The City."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

White Collar Crime.

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Bank Robbery Statistics

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"I hate when this happens."

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'My only regret is not waiting for deregulation.'

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"How do you feel about doing time?"

'You'll have to start your rounds earlier. Another stickup man got all our money an hour ago.'

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

"Pete's an old school copper, arrest first and ask questions later."

Where mystery meat comes from.

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'