White Collar Crime Aficionado Mugs

'How much will you get if the building you're working on burns down tonight?... Five to ten years.'

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

'This CEO was a man of many abilities, lacking only one...deniability.'

'Miss Webley, dump all our bailout funds into my offshore account, but make it look like an accident.'

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

'Make it look like an accident.'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'Emotional blackmail.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

"With all due respect, instead of the phrase 'bank robbery,' we request the alleged incident be referred to as an 'Elmore Leonard moment!'"

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"

"How do you feel about doing time?"

"I'm sorry, Mr Weinstock can't see you at the moment - he's on the run."

Mafia's car