White-collar Crime Follower Gifts

"The real money is in not getting caught."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

'My only regret is not waiting for deregulation.'

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"How do you feel about doing time?"

'When to sell a stock? My rule has been to do it when I'm ready to skip the country with my client's assets.'

"The government certainly isn't wasting our hard earned tax money...we're tax evaders!"

Brewer & Jones: Washington, DC, New York, Attica, Leavenworth, Sing Sing.

"Hello, police? I don't normally do this, but this looks like a very suspicious mole..."

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"Pretty good turnout for a Monday."

"I was at a high-powered investment firm for seven years and a high-powered penal institution for a year and a half."

White Collar Crime.

'I loved working for the bank. I was taking home $250,000 a week.'

'Come and git it... if you're man enough !'

"I don't appreciate you questioning my integrity. Especially since I've skipped town and can't be there to defend it."

Accounting Department, Legal Department, Jail.

"This was not in the Audit Plan."

"'Small potatoes' is no defense."

Georgia the forger meets Frank from the bank.

'I got busted for Identity Theft: I was pretending to be the Prince...'

"I would never launder money. It requires dry cleaning."

"I got a job in The City."

"I keep pretty busy on the outside. If it weren't for these occasional incarcerations, I'd never get any vacation at all."

Jenson's 'Good Cop/Bad Cop' routine didn't work so well with Lopez off sick.