White-collar Crime Follower T-Shirts

"The real money is in not getting caught."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

'My only regret is not waiting for deregulation.'

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"How do you feel about doing time?"

Brewer & Jones: Washington, DC, New York, Attica, Leavenworth, Sing Sing.

"The government certainly isn't wasting our hard earned tax money...we're tax evaders!"

'When to sell a stock? My rule has been to do it when I'm ready to skip the country with my client's assets.'

"Pretty good turnout for a Monday."

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"Hello, police? I don't normally do this, but this looks like a very suspicious mole..."

"I was at a high-powered investment firm for seven years and a high-powered penal institution for a year and a half."

White Collar Crime.

'Come and git it... if you're man enough !'

'I loved working for the bank. I was taking home $250,000 a week.'

"I don't appreciate you questioning my integrity. Especially since I've skipped town and can't be there to defend it."

"This was not in the Audit Plan."

Accounting Department, Legal Department, Jail.

"'Small potatoes' is no defense."

'Miss Webley, dump all our bailout funds into my offshore account, but make it look like an accident.'

'Sorry about that little interruption back at the office with the cops bursting in. So, where were we?'

"I got a job in The City."

"I would never launder money. It requires dry cleaning."

Jenson's 'Good Cop/Bad Cop' routine didn't work so well with Lopez off sick.

Georgia the forger meets Frank from the bank.