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"Now that we're into cyber crime, it's time we get a nicer office."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Paper or plastic?"

Our cover is francophile liberals

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

'Make it look like an accident.'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'Emotional blackmail.'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"I'm going out for beef chow mein - want anything?"

'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

Mario's Family Portraits.

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

'I always return to the scene of the crime. Is that normal?'

"My son is a saint - he's always cooperating with the authorities."

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

Her brother's on the building opposite with an M16.