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Done Thievin': 'There's no shame left any more...'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

The Investigation

Gangster's To-Do List

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Bank Robbery Statistics

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Gullboy and Pigeonman

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Exposed and imprisoned.