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'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

Money laundering was one of Wan Zang Lowe's specialities.

Our Founder - Picture of a CEO Being Arrested

The Elliot Ness monster.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

'Make it look like an accident.'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"Your Honor, I wish to introduce as Exhibit A this bullet with the victim's name on it."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

Exposed and imprisoned.

Fake Counterfeit Money

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'