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'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

Money laundering was one of Wan Zang Lowe's specialities.

Our Founder - Picture of a CEO Being Arrested

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

"Your Honor, I wish to introduce as Exhibit A this bullet with the victim's name on it."

Exposed and imprisoned.

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Fake Counterfeit Money

A convict escaping during the press scrum