Financial Crime Buffs T-Shirts

". . . but, it will be great to see the old gang."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

Bank Robbery Statistics

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"Have you ever heard about deferred prosecution agreements, Mommie?"

'Emotional blackmail.'

Witless protection prgram

"I hate when this happens."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

"Next time you rob a bank, don't stick around to take a bunch of selfies with the money."

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

Fraud Squad

"OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!"

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Put it through as an expense! Nobody's going to check, are they?

'You'll have to start your rounds earlier. Another stickup man got all our money an hour ago.'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

'I think you have the wrong idea,sonny!'

"Pete's an old school copper, arrest first and ask questions later."

"I was at a high-powered investment firm for seven years and a high-powered penal institution for a year and a half."

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'