Criminal Pillows

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"We ask that bail be set at $1,000. The defendant poses a significant flight risk."

In hindsight, Lefty wished he'd picked a faster get-away vehicle!

'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.'

Gangster at Confessional

'Hey, rat, most of us use our one call to contact a lawyer, not Crime Stoppers.'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"I believe the old lady was ahead of you."

'These are pinching a bit around the toes. Can I try another pair?'

'I'm thinkin' this sleeping with the fishes option ain't best practices.'

'So, uh, how much is it to store a self?'

'Here's your chance to shine at tomb stoning!'

"You should know by now, nobody puts the bite on me and gets away with it!"

'Big Mikey will now add a few bullet points.'

'You shall be taken from here to a place of execution.'

Shrink to criminal - 'At what age did you lose your innocence?'

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."

"When did last requests take over our lives?"

"But that's enough about me. Tell me, what do you do?"

"I'll stop when it isn't fun anymore."

"What ever happened to cement shoes and the Hudson River, slowpoke?"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"I miss the boss trusting us to do the big jobs."

"It's pretty simple, Jimmy. We get you some ice cream and then we throw you off the Verrazano. You got a problem with that?"

Mob Boss Runs Errands

"I cloned a guy in Reno. How 'bout yourself?"

"O.K., how about this: instead of assassinating her straight out, we subject her to steam heat all winter, so her skin gets really dry and she's prone to nosebleeds and her eyes itch and she's just a little bit uncomfortable at all times for months on end?"

"I made it myself."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

"He's a potential organ donor so be careful when you whack him."

"Tell me again why incriminating your lawyer seemed like a good idea."

"The mask is mandatory."

"You did good on the true or false part of your application, but your essay was a little weak."