Criminals Pillows

'It's not business, it's just personal.'

VERY ORGANIZED CRIME

Assisted Homicide Solutions.

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

The evidence destroyed

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Mobsters at the Beach

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'