Criminals Prints

'It's not business, it's just personal.'

VERY ORGANIZED CRIME

Assisted Homicide Solutions.

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

Robber on treadmill

The evidence destroyed

Mobsters at the Beach

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'