Criminal Minds Pillows

"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

X-RAY

"Paper or plastic?"

Our cover is francophile liberals

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

Prisoner Crossing

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Tree with Drain Pipe

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"You just said, ‘And then I killed my first and second husbands.’ ... Let's explore that."

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

Change of crime for a bored criminal

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

Mario's Family Portraits.