Cover-up Comedy Gifts

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"He took that kinda hard."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Roy felt it was important to act out any side effects that a prescription might cause.

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

And what will it be today? The mask of comedy or tragedy?

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

Clergyman and Working Girl

"Come on Father, confess. You haven't been keeping to your diet, have you?"

Spokane County Police Department

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

'Remember the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

"Oh, and one last item, Ernie: The periodic burst of high-pitched, maniacal laughter... is that new?"

No Soliciting

Dental records help ID the body. That's how they know who to bill.

'Hopkins!' Guard is shouted at after falling asleep between the breasts of a statue.

Janitor on the Job Training.

Wait a second - doesn't he work for the company next door?

'Do you know he's got body parts in that suitcase?'

"I was caught by the VAT man."