Comedy Sleuth Gifts

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

JET (Part I)

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Missing Easter Egg

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Panama Papers Scandal

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

'That damn racial scandal.'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Dateline - Caf

Corrupt politicians,

"This is not good at all!"

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

'Keep a lid on it!'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Pandora Papers

Cronyism Guide

Panama Papers

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'From Wall Street, here's a run down of today's stock prices and S.E.C allegations.'

Goal!

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'