Comical Sleuth Gifts

Missing Easter Egg

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Paranormal A-Z...

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

JET (Part I)

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'That damn racial scandal.'

Corrupt politicians,

'Keep a lid on it!'

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Pandora Papers

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

Dateline - Caf

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

'From Wall Street, here's a run down of today's stock prices and S.E.C allegations.'

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Panama Papers

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."