Cover-up Comedy Prints

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

And what will it be today? The mask of comedy or tragedy?

Clergyman and Working Girl

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

Spokane County Police Department

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

"Come on Father, confess. You haven't been keeping to your diet, have you?"

'Remember the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"Oh, and one last item, Ernie: The periodic burst of high-pitched, maniacal laughter... is that new?"

No Soliciting

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

Dental records help ID the body. That's how they know who to bill.

'I tried letting it all hang out, and somebody stepped on it.'

'Hopkins!' Guard is shouted at after falling asleep between the breasts of a statue.

Organised Crime / Disorganised Crime

Wait a second - doesn't he work for the company next door?

Janitor on the Job Training.

"It's the city's new taxpayer-funded crime beautification program."