Cough Police Gifts

Flu Police.

Police Feline Unit

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Come out with your fins up!'

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Computer neck.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Minority Report Is Real

Penguin identity parade

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

'Hold it, Charlie - I think he's ready to cooperate now.'

'They suspect arson.'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'Contrary to popular belief, none of our glove compartments carry a spare donut.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"108 kilometres per hour. . .that won't be cheap buddy."

"Take me to Joanna Lumley."

'This can't be good.'

"I'm gonna need some ID."

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.