Law Enforcement Laugh Gifts

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Minority Report Is Real

Projection

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

Sweet Jailbreak

Stun-gun target practice.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Piñata police line-up.

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

Cop Out

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'You've been with the canine unit too long Ralph!'

'I ran a computer check on you. If you'll give me the phone number of that cute babe Diane on your MySpace site, I'll let you off with just a warning.'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"You have the right to remain silent – but, it would be helpful to know what you think."

Police car bumper sticker: 'Honk if you want a traffic ticket'.

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

'You know, I thought about becoming a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.'

"I don't like this. Jimmy should have been back out here by now. The cops have been in there grilling him for over an hour!"

"I guess a driverless patrol car is okay, but can you back me up if we get into trouble?"

Good Cop, Bad Cop Parking Space

"I better approach this one really carefully."