Law Enforcement Laugh-lover Gifts

Police Stop 'n' Search Department

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Sweet Jailbreak

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

Christmas Police

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"Avon calling..!"

"You have the right to remain silent – but, it would be helpful to know what you think."

Police car bumper sticker: 'Honk if you want a traffic ticket'.

"You have your high beams on."