Law Enforcement Laughter Lover Gifts

"You have your high beams on."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

Minority Report Is Real

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

Life in the Fast Lane.

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

Sweet Jailbreak

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Stun-gun target practice.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Piñata police line-up.

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

'Donut shop is down the hall to your right - and I'm not answering any more questions without my lawyer present.'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'He had it coming..He said my mother had an arse like the back of a cart horse!'

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

Early Profiling

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Oh, sorry, I didn

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

Cop Out

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

No Parking.

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

"Suspicious package under the Christmas tree? OK, please just stay calm and remain on the line."

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

Police introduce poetry to reduce stress - Sergeant reading poetry to criminal.