Lover Of Law Enforcement Banter Gifts

'You know, I thought about becoming a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Sweet Jailbreak

Life in the Fast Lane.

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

Early Profiling

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

No Parking.

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"Suspicious package under the Christmas tree? OK, please just stay calm and remain on the line."

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"Avon calling..!"

Christmas Police

Police introduce poetry to reduce stress - Sergeant reading poetry to criminal.