Law Enforcement Laughter Lover Pillows

"You have your high beams on."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

Sweet Jailbreak

Life in the Fast Lane.

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'Donut shop is down the hall to your right - and I'm not answering any more questions without my lawyer present.'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

Early Profiling

'He had it coming..He said my mother had an arse like the back of a cart horse!'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

No Parking.

"Suspicious package under the Christmas tree? OK, please just stay calm and remain on the line."

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

Policemen

Police introduce poetry to reduce stress - Sergeant reading poetry to criminal.