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'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

Sweet Jailbreak

Stun-gun target practice.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

"OK, since you have a medical card the cat nip is legal, but I'm going to be watching you."

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

'You've been with the canine unit too long Ralph!'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

"You have the right to remain silent – but, it would be helpful to know what you think."

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

Police car bumper sticker: 'Honk if you want a traffic ticket'.

"Don't taser me, Bro!!! Does he know we're Mall Cops?"

"I guess a driverless patrol car is okay, but can you back me up if we get into trouble?"

"I don't like this. Jimmy should have been back out here by now. The cops have been in there grilling him for over an hour!"

Good Cop, Bad Cop Parking Space

"I better approach this one really carefully."

'You know, I thought about becoming a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.'