Cough Enthusiast Gifts

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

Children of the Cough

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Gesundheit.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

King and Jester

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Merry Christmas.

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."