Cough Enthusiast Pillows

Children of the Cough

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Gesundheit.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

King and Jester

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....