Cough And Cold Connoisseur Pillows

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Cheese Secret

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

'California: Here I come!'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

"Did you leave that hairdryer on again..?"

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

"Oh, no, he couldn't start this dairy farm in California or Hawaii. It had to be Wisconsin!"

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

'Could you ask the dentist if it's okay for me to use my own spitton?'

Corporate Liposuction, Inc.: 'A leaner, meaner company, or your money back!'

Your Bath's Ready.

'They all look alike to me.'

Boy, this cold medicine works great.

'Nice water feature.'

Pet Cryogenics.

"Not only do I look cool, but I also protect my eyes from snow blindness..."

'What's an OFF season?'

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

"Have you thought about retirement - with me?"