Cold Season Connoisseur Pillows

'What's an OFF season?'

Snow flake

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Fall on a desert island

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

People of the Fall

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

The corner that Spring's around

'California: Here I come!'

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"I surprise you every year!"

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Ice Fishing.

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."