Christmas Connoisseur Pillows

"I'm glad the holidays are over. They really had me shook up!"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

One day in December...

Santa's landing crew.

Santa couldn't help it if Peter insisted on wearing his socks in bed.

In Royal Highness Definition

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

"Next up...is Christmas too commercialized? But first a word from 'Big AL's Xmas Emporium! 5 Santas, No Waiting!'"

Gift-Givers Cheese Block

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Panettone

"I don't believe in you!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

"Elfis"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Zoom Christmas

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Choose, Fenster