Cough And Cold Connoisseur Prints

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

Cheese Secret

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

'California: Here I come!'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

Play it cool. It's the law of the jungle.

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

"Did you leave that hairdryer on again..?"

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

'No, you should not get ready to ascend the throne. It's just a head cold.'

"Oh, no, he couldn't start this dairy farm in California or Hawaii. It had to be Wisconsin!"

"When this front of mindless blather collides with that unstable system of yammering twaddle, it will produce a storm of mind-numbing drivel, accompanied by gusts of hot air and scattered showers of nonsensical gibberish."

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

'Could you ask the dentist if it's okay for me to use my own spitton?'

Corporate Liposuction, Inc.: 'A leaner, meaner company, or your money back!'

Boy, this cold medicine works great.

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

'They all look alike to me.'

Your Bath's Ready.

'Nice water feature.'

"Not only do I look cool, but I also protect my eyes from snow blindness..."

'Cold enough now?' (Beer in block of ice.)

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

Hats & Caps: 'I don't give a damn - show me something with earflaps!'