Cold Aficionado Pillows

Man looking at a thermometer that has broken due to extreme cold

Snow flake

Good News about winter

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Trawling for Fish.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'