Frosting Aficionado Pillows

Snow flake

"Little help?"

Ice fisher.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Electric Blanket.

"What does she have that I don't?"

Trawling for Fish.

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Snow is falling...

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Baby it's cold outside.

Football fan

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Cake Writer's Block

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."