Cough Conqueror Gifts

'It was hard enough keeping tack of people's children, now I need to keep track of their symptoms.'

Boy, this cold medicine works great.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Keeping warm.

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Yoga To-Do

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

To do list

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."