Condition Conqueror Gifts

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

Homo Gamus

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Gamers

The trim reaper

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"That's the Ommbudsman."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Contest to enter the University

Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

'Ugh. Every single day.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

Computer Gamers.