Injury Conqueror Gifts

Broken Leg

'My feet are killing me.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

The trim reaper

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"That's the Ommbudsman."

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Contest to enter the University

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

Missing Sock