Worry Conqueror Gifts

Man with world on his shoulders

"Here we are."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Nervous Oral Testing

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Your stress is stress-related.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"That's the Ommbudsman."

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

'Dino never could stand heights.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"