Worry Conqueror Gifts

Man with world on his shoulders

"Here we are."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Nervous Oral Testing

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Your stress is stress-related.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

"That's the Ommbudsman."

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'Dino never could stand heights.'

"Papi, I heard something!"

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"