Clothes Size Conqueror Gifts

'Gee! Your diet's beginning to work!'

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

Access Denied!

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Contest to enter the University

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

Computer Gamers.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

University of Adversity.

"That's really bad. Tell your parents it's fake news."

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'