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'Gee! Your diet's beginning to work!'

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Access Denied!

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

Contest to enter the University

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

Computer Gamers.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

University of Adversity.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

No U Turn.