Allergy Conqueror Gifts

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"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Your stress is stress-related.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

Number Phobia.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'This could end up costing a lot more than I thought -- your disease is psychocomatic!'

Protecting Nature

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

Contest to enter the University

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Break in Case of Emergency.