Cough Police T-Shirts

Flu Police.

Police Feline Unit

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Come out with your fins up!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Computer neck.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Penguin identity parade

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Hold it, Charlie - I think he's ready to cooperate now.'

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

'They suspect arson.'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'Contrary to popular belief, none of our glove compartments carry a spare donut.'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

City Police...K - 41/2 unit

'This can't be good.'

"I'm gonna need some ID."

"108 kilometres per hour. . .that won't be cheap buddy."