Convent Comedian Gifts

Looking for a gift for the convent comedian? Find witty, funny, and creatively designed products that capture their joyful and humorous personality. Perfect for inspiring smiles and laughs, these gifts celebrate their unique sense of humor and creative spirit, making every day brighter and more delightful.

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'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.' mockup

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

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Nun Binning the Devil

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'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..." mockup

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

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Support group for sheep.

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key." mockup

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

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Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank mockup

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

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Adam puts God on hold while texting. mockup

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

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"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!" mockup

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

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"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!" mockup

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

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St. Elmo's fired.

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Monk Prompt

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How's my sermon. . .

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The Sleeping Congregation.

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'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.' mockup

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

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'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.' mockup

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

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'Even More Disciples'

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"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar." mockup

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

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The ten ammendments

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"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..." mockup

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

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"Beware of God"

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Bishops Snooker

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"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be." mockup

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

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"...and in conclusion..."

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"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven mockup

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

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Garden of Eden and scrumping

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'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.' mockup

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

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"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey." mockup

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

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"The amendments are coming next week!" mockup

"The amendments are coming next week!"

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Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.' mockup

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

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Applause

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First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name. mockup

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

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"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him." mockup

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

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Convent Comedian Gifts Collection

Convent Comedian Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the convent comedian—think witty, charming designs that brighten their mornings.

Convent Comedian Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their home or office with a pillow that reflects their joyful, creative personality.

Convent Comedian Prints

Brighten their space with a print that celebrates humor and creativity—ideal for bringing laughter into any room.

Convent Comedian T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that matches their fun-loving spirit—playful, witty, and perfect for everyday wear with a creative twist.