Conscription Cynic Gifts

Looking for a gift that speaks to the sharp wit and skepticism of someone skeptical about conscription? Our collection features clever, humorous items perfect for expressing their rebellious spirit. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these products make a statement and showcase a unique perspective. Ideal for those who question authority and enjoy a good laugh. Find something special that resonates with their critical outlook and bold personality today.

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"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff." mockup

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

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"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead." mockup

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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'You gonna finish that lemon peel?' mockup

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

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'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.' mockup

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

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The Forever Stamp

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"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties." mockup

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

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"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?" mockup

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

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"Comments are turned off."

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"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

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"Life sucks and then you keep living." mockup

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

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'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!' mockup

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

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"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset." mockup

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

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"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?" mockup

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

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Personnel

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'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?'

'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?' mockup

'I go to college -- What do you do for a living?'

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"Everyone is so cynical these days." mockup

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

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Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

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'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....' mockup

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

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Born Cynical,,,,

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"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for." mockup

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

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Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing mockup

Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing

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Information and Still don't get it. mockup

Information and Still don't get it.

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'Here's an over-the-counter prescription for your nerves. Have your bartender fill it.'

'Here's an over-the-counter prescription for your nerves. Have your bartender fill it.' mockup

'Here's an over-the-counter prescription for your nerves. Have your bartender fill it.'

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"I married him for his intelligence, turns out that was artificial as well!"

"I married him for his intelligence, turns out that was artificial as well!" mockup

"I married him for his intelligence, turns out that was artificial as well!"

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"I started out looking for an honest man and settled for a guy with creative bookkeeping skills."

"I started out looking for an honest man and settled for a guy with creative bookkeeping skills." mockup

"I started out looking for an honest man and settled for a guy with creative bookkeeping skills."

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Conscription Cynic Gifts Collection

Conscription Cynic Mugs

Looking for more mugs that speak their mind? Browse our collection of humorous and satirical mugs for the conscription cynic.

Conscription Cynic Pillows

Find humorous and rebellious pillows that add personality and attitude to any space.

Conscription Cynic Prints

Discover striking prints that challenge conventions and celebrate individuality for the conscription cynic.

Conscription Cynic T-Shirts

Explore our range of witty t-shirts perfect for the skeptic who loves to make a statement.