"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."
Confession Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the confession observer in your life? Celebrate their keen ear and sense of humor with clever mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture their love for listening and reflecting on secrets—always with a light-hearted touch. Perfect for those who enjoy observing the truth behind every story and adding a bit of wit to their everyday items.
"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"
Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire
True confessions.
"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"
"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."
Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.
'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'
"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"
Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?
'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'
"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."
'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'
Magic Act
"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"
"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"
Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'
Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.
'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'
'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'
This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...
'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'
The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.
'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'
Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest
"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."
Trilby - 'Confession
Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'
'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'
Confession Ratings.
True confession
"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."
"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"
"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."
'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'
Confession Observer Gifts Collection
Confession Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for confession observers—brighten their mornings with witty designs that celebrate their love for secrets and stories.
Confession Observer Pillows
Find the perfect pillows for confession observers—add humor and personality to their favorite space with witty and insightful designs.
Confession Observer Prints
Choose from art prints tailored for confession observers—bring a touch of humor and understanding into their home or office decor.
Confession Observer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to confession observers—fun, clever, and ideal for expressing their curiosity and sense of humor.