Confession Observer Pillows

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

True confessions.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

Magic Act

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

Trilby - 'Confession

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

Confession Ratings.

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

True confession

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

Confession plugged up to an amp.